Thursday, July 31, 2014

How to Pour the Perfect Bowl of Cereal in Only 24 Steps!

Do you know how hard it is to pour the perfect bowl of cereal?  I mean, sometimes it can be so complicated.  But here's how to do it in 24 easy steps!  I hope you enjoy!


1.  Walk to your cupboard.
2.  Get the cereal with the most sugar in it.
3.  Place cereal box on counter.
4.  Walk to storage space with bowls.
5.  Get out a bowl that is perfectly circular.
6.  Carefully place on counter with cereal box.
7.  Go to your fridge.
8.  Carefully take the milk out of your fridge.  (Note: This is the a very important part of cereal, so whatever you do,  do not drop the milk!)
9.  Very gently, place the milk on the same counter as the bowl and cereal.
10.  Pick up the cereal.
11.  Pour approximately 1 cup in the bowl.
12.  Make sure the cereal is equal on all sides.
13.  Place the cereal box back in the cupboard.
14.  Take the cap off the milk jug.
15.  Pick up the milk.
16.  Pour approximately 3/4 cup of milk into the bowl.
17.  Put the cap back on the jug.
18.  Put the milk back in the fridge.
19.  Walk over to the drawer of spoons.
20.  Get a perfectly shaped spoon.
21.  Using one hand to carry the spoon and one for the bowl, carefully carry to a table.
22.  Place the bowl and spoon on table
23.  Sit down.
24.  And enjoy!  :)

   Rachel

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